Which Freudian allegory are you?

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(translated from German) "u wot m8? say it agen. i'll fukn rek u, i swear on me mum."

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a military incursion, it's Super Vlad!

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I don't get it, so Putin signs a paper with the heads of a small state WITHIN Ukraine, and suddenly Crimea has now gone from Russian->Ukrainian->Russian again in the space of a century? Isn't that like gifting your friend with your old waffle-iron, but now that his sandwich toaster seems to be faulty, you fear for your iron's safety, so you break into his house and take it back? Wow. If that's the case, I'm going to try sign a post-it with my cat as witness, and annex my sisters' room.

Song is unrelated. Just damn catchy.

Who's dream are we in exactly?

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The two days since the 86th Academy Awards (2014) have been interesting for internet denizens. My condolences King Leo.

The 12th Circle of Hell: Driving Tests

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Failed my first driving test today. For anyone who has ever bumped a drum/traffic cone during the 'controlled reversing' test, you will know this pain...

Senators Assemble

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So what then? Was Hiroshima & Nagasaki just a beta test on The Hulk? 

#thanksoabama

I guess we'll get to a full Avengers team in real-life eventually. Unfortunately, Spider-Man is a Republican, so he's still out...

Let our economic powers combine...

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"I can't believe it."

And now, a Public Servant Announcement

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We have so many junkies in our legislative bodies. Let's hope we can turn this trend around. Fight on Mrs. Reagan.

 Fight on.