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Failed my first driving test today. For anyone who has ever bumped a drum/traffic cone during the 'controlled reversing' test, you will know this pain...
Friday, 28 February 2014
The 12th Circle of Hell: Driving Tests
Failed my first driving test today. For anyone who has ever bumped a drum/traffic cone during the 'controlled reversing' test, you will know this pain...
Thursday, 27 February 2014
Senators Assemble
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So what then? Was Hiroshima & Nagasaki just a beta test on The Hulk?
#thanksoabama
I guess we'll get to a full Avengers team in real-life eventually. Unfortunately, Spider-Man is a Republican, so he's still out...
Wednesday, 26 February 2014
And now, a Public Servant Announcement
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We have so many junkies in our legislative bodies. Let's hope we can turn this trend around. Fight on Mrs. Reagan.
Fight on.
Tuesday, 25 February 2014
Ma, Pa, do ye like dags?
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You speak slower, they say you're making fun of them. You speak louder, they think you're being disrespectful. (._. ) Well goddammit then.
That feel when no princess
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I made this after my one of my doofus best homies let me know recently that he actually met Yaniv Schulman AKA "Nev", the co-creator of Catfish: The TV Show, when he came to Victoria Falls just a few months ago. He showed me the pictures and everything. I wasn't even in the country...
F*** my life.
Monday, 24 February 2014
Popeye and Johnny Bravo need to become jogging partners
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He had the amorous aspirations of a healthy 20something-year-old male, but the legs of an 8 month old baby. Oh sweet irony. On a side note, you should seriously look up the voice cast from Johnny Bravo. Many of them went on to BIG things. e.g. The voice of Carl is the voice is Spongebob now; The voice of Johnny is Kowalski from The Penguins of Madagascar. Consider your mind kablewied.
Enrique's superpower would be smoothness
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I think Enrique heard about the Avengers Initiative before any of us. I mean, check out his audition tape:
Sunday, 23 February 2014
Whatsabsent
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I'm half convinced that they spent all that time with "their servers down" to try and upload Facebook Adspaces.
I'm half convinced that they spent all that time with "their servers down" to try and upload Facebook Adspaces.
In African politics, every party is The League of Shadows
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Sub-saharan African political news can seriously seep into your pores if you let it. It seems like whenever someone in power here fears a slight lagging in the popularity polls, they start declaring that "we" will take back this, or "we" will take back that, and that
Saturday, 22 February 2014
LeBron's hairline will be the premiere countdown timer to Space Jam 2
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Oh, how I know that this news is nought but the toyings of my emotions. Such a shame.
The vet wants HOW MUCH for my cat's balls?...
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I wonder if anyone's ever checked for rare metals on the Nutritional Information chart for Whiskas?
Friday, 21 February 2014
Thursday, 20 February 2014
What.com ain't no URL I ever heard of! They got responsive design on What?
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Silently waiting for the Motherf*#@ing Blog, Tumblr, and Twitter accounts. Your move Mr. Jackson. They shall know your name is the Lord, when you lay your DDOS upon them.
"Need me to spot you Booker?" "No thank you Ross. I like to workout alone."
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Wow. That's almost as many people as Sly killed in Rambo IV. But I guess if anyone can gym that hard, it could only be...
CHUCK NORRIS!
"It's simple. We kill the Tumblr."
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I swear, I've never made so many memes surrounding any one international event ever. It's just too much fun.
Whatsapp+Facebook=WhatsHisFace
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The Web exploded when the news hit. Just a couple days previous to this Viber sells out for $900 million. Lord knows if Snapchat is gonna weather the years to come and actually sell for anywhere as near as their Facebook offer now. Everybody in social media will be scared off big spending now Zuck's pulled this stunt.
Wednesday, 19 February 2014
All Prince William needs now is an overly-involved Dad, a tonne of money, or a really nice car to- oh wait...
Post by Birthday Suitz.
Not that it's such a terrible thing. I'm partial to braids actually, but with technology today, on his payroll he could totally afford a Wayne Rooney laser job done on his locks. Or not, it's his life. I just find it amazing that in a relatively short time we've gone from this:
And it won't be long before we get to this:
But maybe if he gets back to training like his early military days, he can buff out and get to this:
Save the rhinos, and whatever else they evolve into as well
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You know, some might even consider the Team Rocket boss Giovanni a conservationist.
Look at those beautiful specimens. Giovanni is truly a friend to our endangered horned animals.
Hip Hop Care Bear
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But seriously guys, look at him.
It like he's the Care Bear Sylar. He killed ate the other Care Bears and absorbed their tummy symbols. The power of his Care Bear Stare would be over 9000!!!
I can live with that outcome.
Don't play games guys, girls read the FAQs
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Quit before she trades you in at the local game store for Mass Effect 3. It'll be a bad ending for both of you.
Ooga-chaka ooga-ooga ooga-chaka
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In a daring move, Marvel Studios releases the catchiest trailer in the history of ever. Blue Swede's cover of 'I Gotta Feeling' has even gone up the charts and made massive sales. Well played Marvel, well played. Looking forward to this one.
Row, row, row your boat, gently down to pillage the land of your native wealth...
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Yeah, but really guys. Those floods are crazy though. The response to the disaster brings Katrina back to mind. And you remember how that went, right?
Them Pocahontas-type feels
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Hopefully those poor people stuck in the middle of the floods get help soon and manage to reclaim their land. Because if they don't, that's bad news for us old colonies. The Queen could initiate "take backsies."
A way to make Twilight more interesting
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That moment when you realise that the werewolves from Twilight were Animorphs, and the alien invasion they were fighting was the vampire species. PLOT TWIST.
Banananananananana, Batman! Granolalalalalalalala, Batman!
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The Dark Knight chose his meal plan a long time ago. He chose brinner. And justice... Oh my God. What if Turk is the Batman? No wonder he keeps denying Catwoman!!!
Tuesday, 18 February 2014
Team Jacob - As unsinkable as the Titanic, but as doomed to Irony's whip.
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I once watched the first two Twilight movies. Suffice it to say that I was less than impressed with the film endeavour. Enough to put me off ever reading the books, I imagine.
Cats will subvert the natural order eventually
You know it, and I know it. Cats have been self-aware for centuries. One day, cats will evolve to possess opposable thumbs. Judgement Day.
He would be the Chosen One
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Too frightening to think about. Here's to hoping that this upcoming year will finally be Leo's and Katy's year to shine.
And where are these kids' parents?!!
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This isn't so surprising when you recall that in the Mighty Morphing Power Rangers movie there's a grade schooler who knows how to operate a crane AND a monorail train See The Nostalgia Critic's review of the movie below:
Hewlet-Packard will always foil your evil plans
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Pretty much no chance for success even if you were to buy refill kits. Printing just seems to get more expensive by the year. We should have just stuck to cave walls and stone tablets.
None shall interfere, kitty.
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The best part about owning cats is getting to talk to them in the frustrating hope that they'll answer at least 20% of the time. How to upgrade the experience? Talking to them in supervillain impressions. I can pull off a mean Hamill Joker when so inclined.
Monday, 17 February 2014
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