All Prince William needs now is an overly-involved Dad, a tonne of money, or a really nice car to- oh wait...

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Not that it's such a terrible thing. I'm partial to braids actually, but with technology today, on his payroll he could totally afford a Wayne Rooney laser job done on his locks. Or not, it's his life. I just find it amazing that in a relatively short time we've gone from this:

To this:

And it won't be long before we get to this:

But maybe if he gets back to training like his early military days, he can buff out and get to this: